@LuxuryTravelMom “Vacation is….a candy necklace for breakfast “

@Gadling “Myth busted: The lav in first class smells better than the lav in coach. Wow.”

@EpsteinTravels “WARNING! Do not walk on fire when attempting to catch birds!”


@Heather_Poole [a flight attendant] “This is how my kid plays remote controlled airplane – “Sorry, Sir, this plane is broken. Gonna have to find another one” (He travels 2 much)”

@LuxuryTravelMom “AND the world’s largest sombrero, can’t believe Conde’ Nast hasn’t written this place up yet!”

@travlersbarista
“How Farts won the road trip – http://su.pr/1Q40qR ”

@TravelSavvyMom “5 Things I Learned When My Daughter Threw Up on a Plane: http://su.pr/1PZFBv”

@LuxuryTravelMom “On Kamp Kiawah agenda today, “Alligator Hunt”, boys upset that it doesn’t include guns or “gatocide”


@TravelSavvyMom “Bring plenty of new toys—$50 for 3lbs of plastic crap will seem like the deal of the century at 3am in a London hotel”

@jenniferweiner “In non-lit news, have been potty-training child.She won’t use the potty, will take off diaper, pee outside. So basically, she’s housebroken.”

Ok, the last one one’s not travel-related, but it made me laugh out loud.

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